Will He? Won't He?
Another day, another slew of gossip column inches dedicated to Wanderers favourite son Joleon Scott and the never ending story of his move to Merseyside.
The Sun says....... Jo is finally poised. As does the BBC, whilst elsewhere reports claim the matter will drag on for at least another week whilst Everton conduct more rigorous tests on the so called suspect knees.
Where? On the beach?
' Now, if you could just pedalo round the harbour one more time....' has surely never been part of a clubs crucial final medical before.
One way or another, Goodison bosses should make up their minds once and for all and let the lad get on with the serious job of sitting in front of a tv enjoying the World Cup.
After all, he might not get the chance again. You never know.