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A free Saturday is a luxury I do not often have so I`ve packed up the lap top and headed round to a friends house to watch the FA Cup clash with Birmingham.

He neither supporters Wolves or Birmingham but for some reason he has ESPN so he has me as a house guest for the early part of the afternoon! No women, no children, just beer and cold pizza, it should be a nice lunchtime in front of the 40" HD Plasma. The wife often tells me size doesn`t matter, but it really does...

The pre-game build up was done by the lovely Rebecca Lowe which was a nice bonus, it was a shame it was ruined by some strange Robbie Savage appreciation society VT but as it was the highlights of his career it was over pretty quickly.

We then had a nice interview with Roger Johnson again discussing the reasons behind his departure from Birmingham which he spoke about in E&S ahead of the game, will he be booed will he be praised by the Blues? Who cares really, he is now at Wolves and that`s all that matters to me!

Then it was a video of "behind the scenes" at Birmingham including the laundry room and boot room, fascinating stuff, the one thing that jumped at me was that does no-one have black boots anymore? One lad had lime green boots, while the centre half had while boots.

So team news and who will be taking the game seriously? For both sides this is an escape from two very different league campaigns. Wolves are of course in a relegation battle to survive in the Premier League, while Birmingham are desperate to return there after relegation last season.

Birmingham made seven changes from their last outing with the manager claiming that some of the changes were forced upon him and Wolves handed Jonsson his debut while making five changes with our Mick wanting to freshen things up (and rest Fletcher I would think).

It`s a strong enough looking Wolves side, while I know little about some of the players coming into the Birmingham team, so it`s very difficult to judge! We must surely be seen as favourites though, but does Mick McCarthy really want the distraction of a FA Cup run? Or will he see it as a good way to win a match and build some momentum?

Before the game we then had a minute`s applause for the late Gary Ablett, both sets of supporters joined in before the referee blew his whistle while the Birmingham fans sang out "one Gary Ablett", a nice touch.

Birmingham kicked off in what appeared to be a half empty St. Andrew`s, who says the magic of the FA Cup has been lost? The pitch also looks terrible and it wasn`t a surprise to see Birmingham immediately resort to lumping it forward by passing the midfield.

Roger Johnson was limping after two minutes after he made the Birmingham striker aware that he returned with a hefty challenge, while Wolves had an early chance but Ebanks-Blake and Doyle hesitated before losing his footing and the chance was gone.

The next chance was from Jonsson who blazed high wide and not very handsome with a shot from the edge of the box.

It was all a bit untidy from both sides during the early stages, with both sides lacking quality in the final third, but at least Wolves were trying to get it down and play, especially down the flanks with the returning Kites down one side and Hunt down the other.

But the most entertaining part of the first 15 minutes came when the ESPN camera picked up a topless (unfortunately male) Wolves fan in the crowd, ironically wearing a scarf while shivering. The commentators didn`t take much prompting to take the Mick and to be honest who could blame them for making up their own entertainment as there wasn`t a huge amount to get excited about on the pitch. In fact Birmingham were now probably having the better of it, but were limited to working the ball down the channels and they didn`t look overly threatening from these positions. It really did feel like two sides just going through the motions.

On 20 minutes the Birmingham fans created the largest cheer of the afternoon to date after Johnson headed the ball over from a Kites corner. Usually this kind of effort wouldn`t make the edit of a match report, but it really was one of the highlights of the game up until this point.

The tackles started to fly in at this stage, Stearman was probably lucky to get away with a card, while Ridgewell should also have been booked for a challenge on Doyle, but referee Mike Dean didn`t even give a free-kick probably hoping to get in at half time with limited notes in his little black book so he can leave the ground as early as possible.

Roger Johnson was in serious pain on the half an hour mark, jumping for a ball with a Birmingham striker and falling down heavily on his right ankle, it looked a bad one, his foot flopped around like it could have been broken or ligament damage and while he got back to his feet to be helped off, the Birmingham fans booed him vociferously. A sad end to his St Andrew`s return and how long will we now be missing him for?

There was a shot on target minutes later, yes a shot on target and it came from Ebanks-Blake, it was a bit of a toe poke and it was saved easily by the goalkeepers feet, but it was the best chance either side had created in 40 minutes of football.

The move seemed to wake Wolves up a bit and after Ebanks-Blake and Doyle linked up a cross over to Kites didn`t quite reach him and Birmingham looked a bit panicky at the back as he chased the ball down. Minutes later it was Doyle`s turn to have a shot, but this was closer to the corner flag than the goal and he quite rightly attempted to hide his face with his shirt after that poor effort.

Birmingham then remembered that they too could shoot the ball towards the goalposts and Redmond had a daisy cutter easily saved by De Vries.

The final five minutes of the first half appeared to be a lot more interesting, it could have also been the fact that I`d finished a couple of beers by this point and been perked up by a few slices of pizza. But my thoughts now were of the next 15 minutes of Rebecca Lowe and hopefully a more interesting second period, I`m always the optimist.

The second half initially looked quite bright with Kites feeding Ebanks-Blake in early, the striker desperately tried to angle his run to stay on-side but Kites delayed too long before releasing the ball and he was immediately flagged offside, but it was at least promising and lively, two things that were lacking during the first half.

While I nipped to the little boys room I was reliably informed that a gold man had a shot on target which went wide...I don`t think I`ll ask him to contribute much more to this report.

Although he did shout handball when a Birmingham player handled inside the box, he also enjoyed the Birmingham fans shouting handball at everything which moved for the next few minutes.

The best chance of the game came on 60 minutes, good play from Foley and Kites created the chance, with Doyle dragging the defenders to the front post Ebanks-Blake was unmarked on the penalty spot and from 12 yards an in-form and match fit Ebanks-Blake would have been the favourite to score, unfortunately he is neither so he blazed over.

As the tannoy announcer told the 14,000 strong crowd what the attendance was (14,000), commentator George Burnley went into a bit of a strange rant about why do they announce the crowd during games? Well isn`t that an interesting question.............................

Back to the game and Wolves were beginning to look good, especially down the right hand side with Foley and Kites. Ebanks-Blake was doing ok as the target man, holding the ball up and keeping it moving, but he and Doyle were lacking that instinctive knack of finding the net like Steven Fletcher on the bench has shown in recent weeks. Would our Mick introduce him to the match? The game with half an hour was there for the taking. A quick flick to the bench however showed that it was going to be Jarvis who would be the second change of the afternoon for McCarthy.

Before the change though the Birmingham captain Curtis Davies made it into the refs little note book for a foul on Doyle, he was booked and Henry and Hunt stood over the ball. Birmingham built a wall of five or six and Hunt tried a clever little free-kick that was once successful for Matthew Le Tissier for Southampton, something we all then tried to replicate when we were playing, with about as much success as Hunt had.

Jarvo gave Wolves a threat down the left wing, as Birmingham backed off and backed off he kept running was unlucky to not find Doyle at the front post, you could tell that Wolves were beginning to get a hand on the game but you just felt it needed Fletcher and almost on queue the commentators mentioned that he was preparing himself for the final 15 minutes and he replaced Doyle.

To sum up Wolves lack of quality in front of goal, ESPN flashed up a stat for shot accuracy during the first 75 minutes of the game, the answer 18%. It was that bad and the introduction of Fletcher didn`t have the required impact as Birmingham then enjoyed their best period of the game with Wolves struggling to even get out of their own half, not that Birmingham really created anything to suggest that this wasn`t going to a replay.

Both sides huffed during the final few minutes of the game, Jarvis hit the post after a good save from Doyle, but just like the rest of the match, they both drew blanks in what turned out to be a bit of a dud Cup tie.

Hopefully it will be heavily discounted ticket prices for the replay as this wasn`t a great advert to persuade anyone to turn up at Molineux next week.

At least the Pizza was nice.

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Writer: Akela Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday January 7 2012

Time: 2:28PM

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Got back late and only saw the last 15 mins thank god,appears to have been a poor game,we do not seem to improve, even when playing poorer teams. The result a replay which both teams could do without. Kites looked ok the little I saw of him,Jonsson again looked ok but the test will come in a fully fledged premeirship game next week if selected,I would go with kites instead of Hunt at this moment.UTW.
Crete Wolf
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07/01/2012 14:43:00

The beer musn't have been too bad either,Akela...who's George Burnley? I'll have a pint of whatever you've had.I've got ESPN and it's on days like this that I wish I hadn't.
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07/01/2012 14:46:00

I was not expecting anything else. Now wait for the 'positives': Kights ok, Johsson's debut, draw a fair result. The glaring fact is that not even against a team from a lower division can we impress - and the replay another match in the way of the main objective, with the additional match fatigue and risk of injury and suspension that brings.
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07/01/2012 16:08:00

Foley back, Kights back and a first look at Eggy. Boring game but a run out for the lads. Whats most worrying is that without Jarvis and Fletcher we look completely toothless. Sorry but I think Doyle is finished for us. Best thing we could do is let the lad leave and try to rebuild his confidence at a different club. SEB is wasted too. Sell him to a Lower league club where he'll be ok. That leave Vokes and Keogh....Hmmmm. I think we need a striker and an Attacking Midfielder. Both Eggy and Pong are defensive, regardless what MM thinks. We may shore up the defence but we will still get relegated through lack of goals. Draws won't save us.
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07/01/2012 16:26:00

Great report, Akela: you should do it on a weekly basis. Actually, I shall be at WHL next Saturday so I will be able to do it when I come back. Like you, I watched with a friend and drank a few beers. We saw the same match as you as well because my notebook had less in it than the referee's. It said boring, as befitted a match between two average sides. In a bizarre way, Johnson's injury might be our salvation, in the sense that we now need an other CD ... unless MM intends to put Jonsson there. I did not see enough of him to form a judgement.
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07/01/2012 17:30:00

RUSTMONKEY i agree with your assessment Eggy does look promiseing but Doyle is getting worse and SEB is just not good enough. The problem to me is when Henry has the ball play seems to stop as he does not seem to know what to do with the ball. Hopefully Eggy and Pong can sort that out but we need a creative MIDFIELDER to spread the ball around and get us going forward faster. Also Stearman still looks clumsy and Hunt seems to have more bad days than good and another thing why not try Eggy with Pong to see how it went and leave Henry out sorry forgot first name on teamsheet how stupid.
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07/01/2012 17:46:00

I agree, kiawolves: I hoped that MM would play Frimpong and Jonsson in midfield. Unfortunately, looking at a murky freeview site, it's not easy to distinguish individual players. My friend and I agreed that MM would not have gained much added information from the match, except that we have to play a good deal better if we are to stay in the PL. Get your cheque-book out now, Mr. Morgan.
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07/01/2012 18:00:00

Unfortunately southbank it is a rare occurrence that I get a free afternoon to do a report like this so please do continue as usual next week, perhaps you will bring more luck!
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07/01/2012 18:40:00

SB I agree Mr Morgan should get his cheque-book out but we need to sell players as well as the 25 man rule comes in to force at end of window.Dont know if you seen reports but there suposed to be three clubs interested in Elokobi and 1-2 interested in Vokes but it all depends on who MM wants to keep as NM is out of contract in the summer. AG is not the player everyone hoped for and keogh needs to be moved on as well but their is a problem hes a striker who does not score goals thats why he fits in at Wolves so well.We need to move them out and have room for other signings i know your a fan of NM but with Jonsson Frimpong and Ohara on his way back will he get a game. As i said before STEARMAN is another not up to scratch and in my view Edwards is lightweight all young when we got them with potential but once again for the 3rd season found to be wanting.
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07/01/2012 19:15:00

Obviously, we can unload players like Elokobi, Stearman and perhaps Edwards but I am not so certain about Vokes and Milijas. While I have slagged off Vokes in the past, he is still young and the two goals in the Norwegian match showed me that he had discovered the location of the opposition net. Ned deserves to be given a proper chance and, had it not been for the ridiculous red card, he might played himself into the team. With O'Hara absent we have missed Ned in the last three matches. And there's absolutely no chance of us acquiring Frimpong on a permanent contract. Today, no-one in midfield had a clue how to thread a ball through or pass it to the wing. We were toothless and never looked like scoring until the very end when Jarvis got close. Reluctantly, I would add Adlene to the list of players who aren't going to make it, at least with us, because, for all his enthusiasm, he is a liability. Even more reluctantly I can contemplate a future without Doyle. He is no longer the player he was in our first season in the PL, even when playing his signature role of lone attacker, and he has lost all sharpness in front of goal. Short of converting him into an inner midfielder, I would recommend cashing in on him while he can command a decent fee. Naturally, we will need another striker because SEB isn't up to it either. While I am not sure whether Vokes would fit the bill, I am damned sure that Keogh can't and it would also be a big risk to buy Maynard. In this scenario we need a striker, an inner midfielder, a CD and a LB, though, depending on how Jonsson shapes up, we might be able to draft him into one or more of those positions. This depressing catalogue of players (there are others too) who have failed to progress sufficiently (if at all), to match up to the exacting standards of PL football is an indictment on the coaching staff. Today we looked like an average Championship outfit and that's what we will be next season unless a miracle happens.
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07/01/2012 20:07:00

Unless I heard him wrong, Craig Burley seemed to be suggesting that Jonsson wasn't likely to offer much in the PL. Let's hope he's wrong.
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07/01/2012 20:24:00

really positive rustmonkey-with "fans" and I say that loosly because I don't think you are,same goes for South*****60, we are never going to move forward with Mick or any other manager, because you are the experts and everybody else is wrong, you and your ilk are dragging this club down, how I wish we could have the fans of the 80s when we were in trouble but boy oh boy the support was fantastic unlike now where the minority are just a bunch of moaning old women (sorry ladies) when has anybody seen good matches with blues? Mick made changes has expected, as for the cup F... the cup the league is far more important, poor old Mick he is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't and regardless of what he has achieved (who was the last Manager to have us play for 3 seasons on the trot - come on experts you should know this one?) still as to except the insults but has soon as he answers them the fans cry like little babies. I wonder how many of the moaners will be at the replay - I will because I registered for the tkt scheme when I re-newed my STK.
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08/01/2012 12:53:00

meant to say on the trot in the prem!
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08/01/2012 12:55:00

Johnwolf: the worst advisers to anyone in a position to influence events are those who do not tell the truth, who merely accept what they are told and who don't use their intelligence to try and improve the situation. Strange though it may seem to you there are WW fans out there who passionately want our club to do well but who are aware that it is in trouble and recognise the need to take drastic action while there is still time. If not, we are doomed. We look and play like an average Championship side and I am not merely basing that opinion on the yesterday's non-event. We have a good striker but he gets poor service from midfield. We have an excellent goalkeeper but he is let down by the defence in front of him. We cannot keep possession, we allow teams to race down our flanks or into our penalty box and we made fewer tackles than any team in the Football League and in any European PL. We have a coaching team, who not only have failed to bring on most of the players in their charge but who have positively hindered their development. We are only bobbing marginally above the relegation zone because Fletcher has scored a few goals and because there are other teams who have made a slightly worse start than us. The problem is that whereas I can see any of the four sides get enough points to escape, I haven't a clue where we are going to get our next point from. I hope it is at WHL next Saturday. I am looking forward to it since it will be my first game back since the operation. But, why, you must be asking, should I want to watch a side whom you think I do not support? How much closer to relegation do you want us to go before you realise something is amiss ... or will you still be protesting MM's greatness (equal to Stan Cullis's, according to you) when we lose the struggle. I shall renew my season ticket next year, come what may, and shall always support them, as I have done so for longer than you have. I will also be apportioning praise or blame and giving advice as I see fit. I use my intelligence when watching the team rather than switching it off.
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08/01/2012 14:38:00

The 'positives' are out, I said they would be. A clean sheet, that I forgot, it could have been against Darlington. But a clean sheet it is. That is progress. A clear-cut chance at the death. That's just bad luck, we could have even won such a non-contest. Had to strain a bit to think ahead about what the positives would be like if it gets worse: only a marginal defeat ? just one goal conceded?
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08/01/2012 15:25:00

If it's 'negative' comments from fans that decides a clubs future and: ".....drags a club down"....,then surely, using that argument, the crowds in the bad old days of the '80's must have been the worst the club has ever suffered, right?Three relegations on the trot; must have been some very bad support to "drag the club down" that far.Of course, that's ridiculous. The crowds didn't cause the, very brief, demise of the club, negligent club management, poor team managers and truly the most awful players I will ever see sullying a Wolves shirt, were responsible for that.Unlike you, johnwolf, I didn't blame the supporters then (although I assume you did) and I don't blame them now.Similarly, it wasn't the 'support' that caused an almost immediate turnaround in fortunes, it was the removal of the real culprits (owners/managers/players).It wasn't the crowd that was responsible for the two titles we won back to back, it wasn't the crowds fault we were stuck in one division year after year, we weren't responsible for Dave Jones getting us promoted and we weren't responsible for the club's owner telling him he had no money to spend and would have to get by with what he had. It wasn't the crowd who had us relegated from the PL, breaking records on the way, and we played no part in getting us back up again.When all other excuses ran out for our failure to progress in the PL this time around,this myth about it being the fault of internet bloggers was born.I honestly believe that some think that the 3M's and their players actually read these boards and threads.This is a forum for fans to discuss the goings on at their clubs.The only people that reads them are us.As for managers of yesteryear and how they compare with MM, I can only speak of the managers that have been there in my lifetime.Ronnie Allen,Bill McGarry and John Barnwell would have out-performed McCarthy given the exact same circumstances to work under. From the others Ian Greaves, Brian Little and Graham Turner would, in my opinion, probably have done as well as him.By 'as well as him' I mean they could possibly have mantained a bottom five position for two years. Having said that Ian Greaves,having taken over when we were already doomed to be relegated, was doing a good job in the second division, before Dougan brought the Bhattis in and DD took chance to take his revenge on him following some kind of spat they'd had since their playing days,so maybe he'd have done better, too. Who knows?I reckon he'd have done a better job of keepiing us up when we were promoted that season, than Graham Hawkins did.As for your comparison of McCarthy and Cullis...to call it unsulting to the memory of the greatest thing to have ever happened to Wolves would be putting it mildly. The name Cullis is up there with Chapman, Nicholson, Busby,Shankly,Revie and Paisley. That's not just my biased opinion of him as a Wolves fan, that's the considered opinin of football writers and commentators that have ever been asked about him.When you insult Stan Cullis , you insult his true peers also. I hope you never take it upon yourself to post on any Arsenal,Spurs,Man Utd,Leeds or Liverpool sites and make your insulting claims there.The success or failure of any club is down to those directly involved, the rest of us are mere witnesses to it.
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